Crash




 * Crash's face is a roadmap of punishment, chronicling decades of fighting experience. He's got a story for every scar, bump, and bruise, and he'll tell you exactly what he did to the other guy. Makes you wonder why an undefeated zero-G MMA fighter even bothers to sell weapons.

Gustavo "Crash" Criado was raised on the streets of Rio De Janeiro, graduating from the School of Hard Knocks. He signed up for the United Earth Navy at 21, with the promise that he'd be allowed to punch people and weld things, possibly at the same time. Now he's a free agent - and the Axelios mothership's shopkeep.